Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Valentine's Day

Well, Valentines Day is a week from tomorrow. It's interesting to me to see hearts and chocolate and teddy bears and roses everywhere I go. Like one of the girls in R.S. laughed, for all you girls who are single, this is just a reminder! :) Yeah, it's a little bit true. But you know what? It's okay.
I figure I've got enough going on to keep me busy for at least another year and a half w/o a boyfriend. I have to make the disclaimer that I am not opposed though, just so I don't sound like I'm in denial. :)
Anyhow, the whole point of this is that Valentine's Day does not need to be Singles Awareness Day (although, parenthetically, if you live in the dorms, good luck w/ that one). Suggestion: buy a couple roses and take them to random people. Maybe that sounds corny, but really, it is such a great feeling. I think one of the best feelings comes when I forget about myself and my problems for a while, and try to focus on helping someone else have a good day.
So there's my Valentine's spiel. :)

Thursday, January 11, 2007

One of those moments

I totally had one of those moments today- you know, those illuminating moments where you realize that, unequivocally, you are an idiot? I hate those. Mostly because they come when other people are around to witness them. Sighing now. Anyways...

It's that time of year that I have already set my New Year's resolutions- now I'm to the point where I'm trying to actually keep them. Just a one of several: get 8 hours of sleep at least 4 nights a week. Yeah... It's definitely something I need though. For some reason when I'm at college it's so much harder to do. I read once that at college there's three things you can do- your homework, sleep, and have a social life- and that it's only possible to do two of those at a time. It's kind of true. For me, the first to go is usually sleep. But I'm working on balancing it all out. I'm just about to start my second semester as a junior, so we'll see if I get it figured out this round. :)

So yeah, this is kind of a pointless entry, but I'm gonna do some work on my blog, so maybe it'll turn out to be somewhat useful. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! (a few days late)

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

The Creation w/o God

When I was back in Eng. 212 (Biblical and Classical Lit.) one of my classmates posted this story. I liked it so I figured I'd post it in my blog since I'm redoing a lot of it, and the links to my fellow 212ers sites probably won't be up too much longer. I'll give you fair warning- it's pretty ridiculous. Here's the story of the creation w/o God:

Okay, now sit down now, boys and girls - it's story time! Shhhh.... Once upon a time, billions of years ago, there was nothing. Suddenly, magically, the nothing exploded into something. That something is called hydrogen. Can you say "hydrogen?" I knew you could.

This hydrogen eventually cooled down enough to condense into solid rock. It was magic rock. Inert and lifeless, but still magical. And then, magically, water formed in the sky above the rock. The waters rained on the rock for, oh, let's say billions of years. Some of the rock broke down into minerals, and these minerals washed into a pool of water.Then one day some of these minerals magically formed into a kind of goo in the pool of water. Can you say "goo?" I knew you could.

Well do you know what happened then? That's right! The goo magically became ALIVE. So anyway, this bit of magic goo magically found something to eat. Then, magically, it found another bit of magic goo to marry, and they had a whole bunch of magical little goos. Eventually - millions of years later - some of this goo grew up into all the plants and animals in the world around us. If it's alive, it came from that first bit of magic goo!

Well, more time went on. Finally some of this goo magically evolved - can you say "evolved?" I knew you could - some of this goo magically evolved upwards and upwards, growing ever more advanced, bigger, stronger, smarter, until it became a kind of magical hairless ape with thumbs. And do you know who those apes are? That's right! They're YOU and ME! We are the magic rock apes! And you know what else? Someday we'll evolve enough that we'll become the God we all know doesn't exist. Now take a nap.

Monday, November 27, 2006

Dirt Class

So, I'm sitting in my room pondering the vast subject of dirt and colloids and pH and all that jazz because of a paper I need to write which is due at an unfortunately soon point in time. Not surprisingly, I'm having issues focusing and so I decided to recreate my blog. Which might switch over to MySpace pretty quick, just cause the whole point of having a blog is so that people read it, and if I stay here, the odds of that are probably somewhat reduced. So... yeah. We'll see what happens with that I guess.

Sunday, December 11, 2005

Samson and Delilah displacement

“It’s been going on for years,” Noah spoke dejectedly. “And it’s just gonna keep on going. There’s nothing we can do about it.”
His friend looked up from his steaming cup of black coffee and sighed. The old wooden chair creaked as he leaned back on it.
“It doesn’t matter that we can’t change it. All that matters is that we try. It’s our duty as enforcers of the law that we keep trying.”
Noah glanced back at him. “Yeah, well, all it seems like is we’re leaving our kids in a worse mess that we started with. The drug dealers are takin’ over this whole part of the town. No one wants to leave their houses. It’s a dang scary neighborhood.”
His friend’s reply came slowly, and with a slight smile, “Good thing we’re here, eh?” He paused as though something had just caught his attention. “Did you just say “our” kids?”
“Yeah,” Noah shrugged modestly, although he looked pleased.
“I thought your wife-”
Noah cut him off, “Guess the doctor was wrong. You’ll be the godfather, you know.”
His friend held up his mug in a mock toast. The ceramics clinked as they met. Both men took a long drink of coffee.
“So, when’s it due?”
“Few months.”
The café was silent for a moment, and then Noah’s friend spoke as he slid his chair back and stood up to leave, “Call me crazy, but I got a feeling this kid’ll change things. Catch ya on the other side.”
* * * * *
The doors to the field opened and, holding his helmet underneath his arm, Sam jogged out onto the perfectly painted, green field, followed by the rest of his team, the Warriors. They were greeted by the roar of the crowd and the blinding lights that shined down on them. As the team met in the center of the field before running through their warm up drills, he happened to look up and over at the sidelines, where the cheerleaders were performing their acrobatics. All it took was that one look to make up his mind.
As they came out of the locker room after the game he interrupted his friend, who was carrying on a monologue about the game.
“… the Lion’s were a lot better of a team than I figured they’d be- that was actually a good game- but we still beat them, and now we’re going to the playoffs. We should-”
“I’m going to date her.”
His friend looked blankly back at him.
“What?”
“I’m going to date her.”
“Who?”
“Del.”
“Del? As in cheerleader on the sidelines, drug dealer dad Del?”
“Yeah.”
His friend whistled out his air.
“You do remember your dad is a cop, right?”
“Yeah. So?”
“No reason. Just checking.”
They kept walking toward the parking lot with the rest of the football crowd. With the cover of the noise Sam looked sideways at his friend.
“You know there’s a party down at Phil’s house tonight? Everyone is supposed to be there.” The word everyone was heavily weighted.
His friend sighed. “Everyone, huh? Alright, let’s go.”
* * * * *
“Man, I don’t know how you do it. You just decide you’re gonna date her, and then you show up the next week dating her. How did you manage that one?”
Sam shrugged. “It just happened.” He looked around to make sure no one was listening. “It’s kind of weird though. I’ve only known her for a couple days, and she’s kind of got this obsession about how much I bench press.”
His friend laughed. “That’s weird? Dude, chicks dig that kind of stuff.”
Sam just looked at him. “Maybe… but she keeps asking me how I got that strong. Most people’d leave it at steroids, genetics, and hard work.”
“So she’s a little weird. She’s still hot. Give her a break.”
Sam shrugged noncommittally, “Maybe.”
As they split to go down different hallways, he looked at the ring on his right middle finger that he had had for as long as he could remember. He couldn’t remember where he had found it, but the strange part about it was that it had always fit him. It seemed to grow with him. Even stranger, he knew that if he lost it, his bench pressing record would be history.
* * * * *
“You still haven’t told me why you’re so strong,” Del complained as she gave him a hug at the end of the day.
“Why does it matter?” Sam raised his voice unintentionally in exasperation.
She looked irritated for a moment, and then with innocent sweetness spoke, “I just want to know.”
Sam mentally rolled his eyes. What can it hurt? She’ll either think I’m crazy or…. think I’m crazy… At least she’ll leave me alone about it.
He took a deep breath and let it out slowly. “Alright, fine. This is going to sound dumb, but…”
She leaned in eagerly.
“I think it’s the ring.”
Del looked taken aback. “The ring?”
Sam looked her in the eyes. “Yeah, the ring.”
She was quiet for a moment, and then, “Can I look at it.”
Not thinking, he pulled it off his finger and handed it to her. Almost immediately he could tell something was different. And he knew something was wrong. Looking around himself, he realized that on their walk home, he had removed his one source of protection in the worst part of their neighborhood. A myriad of expressions flew over Del’s face and she started backing away, still holding the ring.
“I’ve got it,” she spoke, with a tinge of triumph underscoring the words, and Sam was suddenly surrounded by people, who seemed to have come from nowhere.
Before he could make sense of what was happening, he forced to his knees and blindfolded. He could hear the telephone call made to his father to tell him that his son was now a hostage of the drug dealing ring he had been fighting for so long. The terms: give it up, or your son dies. Sam knew that in his father’s mind, there wouldn’t really be a choice. He would never make a decision that would result in the death of his son. For a moment, Sam almost smiled at the memory, but his thoughts continued to the realization that he would be held as a hostage for an indeterminable amount of time. Why would they let him go when they could control his father by holding Sam where he couldn’t be found.
When they arrived at the headquarters of the ring, Sam was led down the stairs and tied to a pillar in what he assumed was the basement since he was unable to see past the strip of cloth bound around his eyes. Before the door slammed shut, a voice taunted him, “How does it feel to be the downfall of your father?”
He put his head down and wept.
How long he stayed in this state, he did not know, except that it seemed like an eternity. He woke up from a state of despair, some time later though, and realized that, once again, the familiar feeling of the ring was back. He had no idea how it could have come to be there, and he never did find out, but all he thought about was that that his strength had returned. He slowly tested his muscles by flexing them and straining against the heavy chains they had bound him with- another mockery. And then, he did not know how, but he knew what to do. He strained against the chains, and the whole house came down.
He never knew, but it was during a meeting between all the leaders of the ring. He never knew, but his father remembered.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Group 3 Presentation notes

K- first of all, I just have to say AMAZING job by all the other groups who we have seen so far. Props to ya all!

I have already typed the entire script for David vs. the people once, and my computer has already destroyed it once, so I'm just going to write a summary of David vs. the people and also for Judas vs. Jesus (I don't have the script for this one). If anyone actually wants the whole script for David, let me know and I will get it to you.

David vs. the people: David is on trial for the murder of Goliath. The defense claims that it was done in self defense, while the prosecution maintains that Goliath, although big, was really a kind and gentle man. The defense and prosecution both show reenactments (with sock puppets!) of the incident.

Prosecution's version

Defense's version

David is found to be guilty by the judge do to a verse out of Proverbs, and when asked what he thinks of the outcome, David's reply is, "Horrible, the judge was taking the Bible too literally!" Key word, literally :)

Judas vs. Jesus: Judas is on trial for slander. He declines representation and in the opening statements, Jesus' lawyer reminds everyone that he is representing the Son of God. A reenactment of the last supper (with sock puppets!) is shown.



Judas cites being overcome by Satan as his reasoning for betraying Jesus. While Jesus is on the witness stand, Judas becomes beligerant and has to be escorted out of the courtroom. The judge pronounces Judas guilty, again using a verse from Proverbs.

Saturday, November 26, 2005

At the board again

Seven stages of Bible: 1. creation 2. revolution 3. law 4. wisdom 5. proverbs 6. gospel 7. apocalypse
Old Testament: gospels, apocalypse, epistles
New Testament: about one personality
Kerygmatic- New Testament- evolution of prophesy
Mark- earliest, shortest, uses the word "immediately" 42 times, urgent
Paratectic- raises everything to the same level like with the use of the word "and"
Mark 13: When will the 2nd coming be, and what will the signs be?
--two types of answers: literal and realized
literal eschatology: the world will end
realized eschatology: the kingdom of God is right here, right now



On eschatology... I'd have to say that I've gotta go with the literal theory. I would kind of hope that is what will happen. All in all, I'd say that a lot of aspects of the world are getting progressively worse, and somehow I don't foresee much change in that. It'd probably be a good thing if we all got blown up (or to a lesser extent, saw the end of the world as we know it) before we create our own personal Hell that we would be forced to continue living in. How could that be the kingdom of God?



screed- an argument
Hebrew Bible- what haven't you done (i.e. thou shalt not kill)
New Testament- what have you done (love your enemies)
A gospel is not factual biography- it is kerygmatic testimonial
Mark 13- the little apocalypse
Apocalypse- to remove the veil- a destruction of the way of seeing of the order associated with two things

Happy Thanksgiving weekend

Well, it's Saturday, and because of the storm, my parents decided to kick me out of the house a day early. Maybe it was a good thing- I just checked the road report, and apparently the road I live on is now closed. Hmm. Anyhow...



Parable- unfamiliar, uncanny, sacred, disrupted expectations, sacred
Expectations- seem familiar, ordinary, mundane
Hebrew Bible= Tanak- Torah (Law), Anavian (Prophets), Ketobim (Writings)
Canon- established sacred writings- canonized
Messiah- annointed
New Testament- 1. gospels (good news) - narrative, life of Jesus, sayings, meaning of Jesus- Luke/Acts 2. epistles - letters to a community - many by Paul 3. apocalypse (Revelation)
1. exclusive Yahwism - montheism 2. Social Justice
Mark (1st written), Matthew, Luke - synoptics
John - latest of the gospels; not synoptic because more spiritualized
Thomas - rediscovered 20th century/ placed anywhere from earliest to 4th century- mostly a collection of Jesus' sayings (reason for earlier view)
Esoteric- a secret saying- secret/ mysterious/ unnameable
Mashal- proverb

Bits and Pieces

Displacement of myth - the predecent behind every action
Tragedians- what is the worst that can happen? (Shakespeare)
Deus ex machina- God fro the machine
Life is fleeting- basis of voodoo-> all is fleeting, nothing lasts
Turn to the day, enjoy your lot in life
Eschatology
Parable- an attack/ turning upside down of the structure of our expectation
We suffer so that poets/bards will have something to sing about
Hope
"You will never win me over with your honeyed words. I will resist you forever, you tyrant." Prometheus-- what doesn't kill me makes me stronger
Job 31- Job challenges God- Job 38- God answers- God tells Job that he was right and his friends weren't